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Saturday, November 28th, 2009
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Hi guysss
Oh dude I still don't have reliable interbutts. Neighbour stealing is fun!
I've been lurking around under the guise of smegwich, if anyone other than OT noticed then wow I am predictable :D
I've been coo, working as a vet nurse for 9 months now. It's harrrddd (the situations and the fucking IDIOT PEOPLE I have to deal with D:) and they pay me shit, but I enjoy the work overall, it's what interests me and that's what counts at the end of the day. It's mostly happy stories and I get a 33% discount on everything xD
I wish I had a fucking scanner though, srsly am not getting paid enough :c
I've got the 5 ratties now, 3 boys who live at Phil's house (Including Mani, who is amazing <3 He used to scream when you picked him up) and two old granny girlies (one is a work rescue and she really hates people, but that was no good reason to PTS her >:C Besides she's TERRIFIED not aggressive.)
Anndd I've got me some rescue ferts. Eddie (who was castrated yesterday) was found stray in someone's back garden, stayed in at the 24hr vet branch for a week and nobody claimed him. MINE. He was all skinny and filthy when I got him, and he bit. But now he's like a luxurious living stole, he never bites and he cudddllesss. The other two I got at 18wks old from a rescue running buddy of mine, their previous owner was apparently terrified of them after realising they do actually have teeth. BIG ONES. And baby ferrets play. PlayBITE. Yeah.
They've been taught their manners and only mouth you softly now, they're still insanely hyper youngens but soon they will also be castrated c:
So right now I'm in the middle of 2 weeks off from workins, NEARLY over my well placed bout of flu, and I must journey to lush to get some henna and soap :D
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I met Terry Pratchett at a book signing and he was kickass, like a santa
We asked him for a photo and he immediatelly snatched the camera and just took a picture of us without him in it, it were proper jokes innit.
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Saturday, March 7th, 2009
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Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
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Saturday, February 28th, 2009
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YAY Kei's was fun C: I HAVE SOME ART TO SCAN FROM KEI EEHEHEEH STORIES
and two pounds of Reese's Pieces. well, 1 and a half thanks to Phil and I grazing on the delicious beads :V THANKYOU AGAIN KEI YOU ROCK
oh shit radioactive paedo on the loose
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Friday, February 27th, 2009
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Omg I'm estatic. I GOT THE TRAINEE VET NURSE JOB o gleee
I start on the 9th. and they might even be putting me into our own vets for the first 3 weeks of induction/shadowing. Augh that would kick so much ass, the staff there are lovely.
AND I'M OFF TO SEE KEI TODAY OMG SO MUCH GOODNESS
We're gonna watch drawn together season 3 because we fucking need to D: and I have a buttload of delicious noodles to share hurr
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Thursday, February 26th, 2009
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I totally ordered a free TREE OF LIFE poster from the Open University and it's totally badass, up on Phil's wall ABOVE OUR HEADS<33 LOVE YOU POSTER.
http://www.open2.net/darwin/poster.html
They're still offering them because wheey Darwin is 200 and all that.
Oh yah ahaha Darwin is the human example on the poster, and it also has cannabis in the plant branch so what more do you want omg.
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Tuesday, February 24th, 2009
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Yaayy just got back from interview and I think I did really well. The girl who interviewed me was lovely too c:
now to eat CORNISH PASTY and drink rubicon guava yomyomyom
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Saturday, February 21st, 2009
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Friday, February 20th, 2009
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I just got an interview to be a trainee vet nurse. fff these jobs are so rare and I've finally found an opening and been given a chance. Argh this would make my entire LIFE. It would make the likelihood of becoming an RSPCA inspector waayy better. That's all I want ;-;
SEND ME GOOD LUCK ON TUESDAY AROUND 11AM GMT OK ಠ_ಠ
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Saturday, February 14th, 2009
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First off ALISTAIR I have no credit so sorry for not responding to your texts bro, and I effing forgot to say earlier I'm such a dick.
Also I got a video of my dog doing this crazy eyebrows dance aha. I love messing with her face.
I'll upload it next week when I go back home cause I'm at Phil's for v-day and we got subway and crazy european chocolate from the market mmm
I'M TOTALLY GOING BACK THERE because they are doing amazing deals at the fresh fish stall. 6 whole seabass or sea bream for a tenner holy shit, 3 whole plaice(they have 4 fillets per fish YAY) for £6 omg. I LOVE FISSSHHHH. Fuck Tesco for selling a fucking single seabass fillet for a fiver.
The fresh produce was all godly to look at as well. And I had my eye on some sexy black pudding for brekkles and a sexy ham hock that I wish to make soup with. umnumnumnum
Oh yeah THIS ICON ehehe. Logan's so awesome, just reclining and chilling while grooming because he's such a laid back squish. I love my rats <3
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Thursday, February 12th, 2009
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Wednesday, February 11th, 2009
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Oh shit updatessss
I totally had an awesome weekend cause SIQUE came whooop
We played rock band and smoked weed and devoured goodies and drew and aw
Last week I got an IMPLANON. YAY no babies for three years. And if I react to progesterone only birth control like I did the last time then NO PERIODS. FUCK YES
The implanon needle/device was kinda terrifying:
http://www.moosburger.at/images/implanon.jpg
(that's a link to a photo of the implanon device/needle thing in some chick's arm. IT'S HUGE)
But it was all good because I don't give a crap about needles and they give you a local anaesthetic anyway so I felt hardly anything. And yay, hardly any bruising either. Phillip was most pleased.(But he wouldn't touch it. I WANT EVERYONE TO FEEL MY IMPLANTTTTT IT'S SO GROSS)
I RECOMMEND IMPLANTS
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Monday, February 2nd, 2009
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I'm going to go outside and make a SNOW WHORE
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I've not seen this much snow since I was a little kid wth
It is just over ankle deep, so it probably sounds pitiful to you people who always get snow but HOLY SHIT
Picturesss later. I took some on my phone c:
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Saturday, January 31st, 2009
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Thursday, January 29th, 2009
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ahurhurhurrr
Phil and I found some BUTTERFIELD CAKES in tesco the other day too, that was most good.
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2009
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WHINE WHINE WHINE I WILL POST A POST WHINING EVERY 5 MINUTES BAWWWWWWWWWW RECEEDING BAWWWW MY FRIENDS AND WORK ARE ALL GAYYYYYYYY
AND IT'S WHAT I DESERVE BUT I NEVER REALISE MY OWN BLATANT FAULTS
Lol I'm glad I'm not a huge faggot
Oh yeah mum flooded our bathroom earlier and the kitchen ceiling came down rofl. I helped clean up and now I await delicious Phil
And oh shit we're getting another 'tiel, I put a "pet wanted" ad up on gumtree and a lady who needed to home one of her aviary girls (poor lass was being plucked) got back to me and it's sorted. sweet. Her name's DODO. How rad is that. Joey is furiously rubbing his loins and I type (fff he can bugger off because there's no way I'm putting a nestbox in that cage, no baby birds for meeee)
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Something to tell your parents (if they had a kid born between 1986 and 2003) if they haven't seen it yet and fancy claiming back some money (£529 - £1049):
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/NEWS/ctc.htm
But this shit's gotta be sorted by the 31st. My parents like me right now for showing them.
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MMM GASTON.
high.
